WITH MUSTARD, PLEASE
He asked me to come and I did.
Full disclosure, I came like a contractor who’s called for a bid. That is, I made him ask me three times. But I came.
On occasion, I’ll even sit if asked politely. Usually when food is involved. Heck, I’ll roll over for food, to be honest.
But this. This!
They slap a foam bun around my sides with fake yellow mustard and expect me to yip with delight? I swear if they even think about shaving my fur, my inner Doberman gets unleashed pronto.
Stay, my ass. Put your effin camera away.
*Today’s costume, as you no doubt guessed by now, is the top-seller for dogs. Back to our regularly scheduled human costumes tomorrow. Catch up on the previous Halloween flash fiction entries starting with Day One. Each day features one of the Top 10 costumes for 2016.