Tears of a clown. Nothing more satisfying. Just like you, I’ve seen my share of scary clowns this year. See ’em in my sleep.
Got my eyes on Orange Hair over there. Clashes with his big-ass red nose, and he doesn’t even realize it. Nose like that, he could snort like me. And those shoes! Don’t get me started.
I’ve seen him before, of course. Different night, same place. He laughs too much. Like he’s in control or something. About time I stomped a lesson into his head.
I’m gunnin’ for you, Orange Hair. Soon as I buck this cowboy off my back.
We’re creating a story for each of the top 10 Halloween costumes this year. Catch up on the previous entries if you want.
Day I – 10.22: Pokemon
Day II – 10.23: The Stalker
Day III – 10.24: Pirate