The plan was simple: his team could still win, but by fewer than six-and-a-half points, the betting line at the sports book in Vegas.
So when they were up 23-20 and about to march into the end zone from the 2-yard line, Frank knew it was time to call an audible. He’d take a beating from Coach in the locker room, but that was a Sunday sermon compared to Jimmy Three Sticks exposing Frank’s secret.
Instead of handing off to Rock Rollins for an easy score, Frank threw an interception. Never imagined the safety could run it back 98 yards for a touchdown that turned victory into a devastating 27-23 defeat.
It might be time to come out and test the true tolerance of his adoring fans. ###
Thanks to Me (that sounds like a pat on the back, but I’m actually thanking Me from the comments yesterday) for suggesting Quarterback. Wouldn’t of never thunk it up on me own. Q was also brought to you by Quaker, he likes it, hey Mikey. And by Q-Tips, 100% cotton swabs. And by Quizno’s, Jared Fogle never ate here.
Limp on back tomorrow on your peg leg because ‘morrow is arrrrgggghhh, write like a pirate day. Arrgghh.