Couple guys came to Jerry the first time, wasn’t even his idea. Turned out to be his idea of a good payday though, a guy making only $12.87 an hour most days.
So four months later when Winston Rockhurst IV walked into Jerry’s clinic and submitted to his paternity test, Jerry recognized a solid prospect when he saw him. He met with Tammy Lynn Johnson, Winston’s alleged one-time lover, to strike a deal.
Tammy Lynn jumped on the idea like a dog on a bone. Unfortunately for Jerry, so did her father, Pinellas County Sheriff James Johnson. ###
Oh, Jerry went from drawing blood to drawing a six-year sentence. All in a six-sentence story. Crime doesn’t pay, but at least he lived to tell about it. Thanks for stopping by to enjoy this six-sentence story courtesy of Ernest Hemingway who paved the way with his six-word story. (For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.) Today’s entry was brought to you by Pepsi, the choice of a new generation. And by Preparation H, because when you gotta go, you gotta go. And by Pfizer, the little blue pill with big results.
Come on back tomorrow for – uh oh! – the letter Q.