Principal Newton adjusted his tie and addressed the class. A seasoned administrator, he’d been in this position before. “Your new teacher begins Monday. Grief counselors will be available after school tomorrow. We’ll all miss your teacher, but you students in AP Physics had a special bond with Mr. Schrodinger.”
Albert, ever the instigator, raised a hand. “We just saw Schrodinger walking the hallway.”
“Toward the basketball court? Where Mrs. Schrodinger coaches?”
“Ummmm … yes?” A senior, Albert still wasn’t sure where the basketball court was located.
“Your instructor, God rest his soul, he–how to put this–combined elements with my assistant. Mrs. Schrodinger walked in on the experiment.”
“I understand the gravity of the situation,” Albert said.
Newton shook his head. “I’m relatively sure you don’t. When you saw Mr. Schrodinger walking to the gym? He was alive, and yet … he was a dead man.”
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My manuscript is safely tucked in a drawer while the First Lady Of Editing (yes, Progressive, I have my own FLOE) searches for straggling typos. In the meantime, I’ve put together the curriculum for our Back to School week of flash fiction. After today’s science entry, tomorrow we visit with Algebra. Come back for more schoolin’!
Nicely done! At least two layers of jokes in there. This makes school fun.
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Thank you, Nick. Setting my ms aside feels like I’ve emerged from the space shuttle after a year and I can start enjoying life again. Okay, okay, a year is an exaggeration, but I write fiction, so I guess exaggerating is in the blood.
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You’re off to a good start. Now that Mr Schrodinger is as good as dead, it’ll be fun to see what other lessons we will learn from school now that it’s back in session 🙂
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For some of us, Joanne, I’m afraid we learn from school that we learn nothing from school.
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LOVING your flash fictions of late. The problem is, you’re one of those wits whose writing is so good it depresses the rest of us wannabes. 🙂
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